closing statement.

- what is with this? look at the size of this, the 50c is bigger than a $1. you could kill someone with one of these.
look, we'll even show you, throw it at me
wait, no. throw it at my shoulder i don't want you to break my face.

- you're vegan? what, no. that's so bad for you, it's so unhealthy.
there's nothing vegan in this room that you can eat, wait no.
you can eat this (coaster), it's made of cardboard.

- okay, now put the power adapter cord on your tounge! come on, everybody do it. (after everybody in the room has done it) what the fuck are we doing, that's so fucking dangerous.

- pete's backstage attacking people with a sharpie.

- somebody get the boss down here, so he can pay for all these shots!
he won't come down without security.
tell him i'm gonna send aj up and get him to beat the shit out of him if he doesnt come down and buy us shots.

- oh my gosh, you look absolutely identical to my friend mike. no joke, this is so crazy, what's your name man? uh, mike. this is a good thing right?

- fucking i knew i fucking knew you from twitter, why didn't you say anything!
- we went to the gardens, and saw lots of Australian.. trees.

- so i've been reading this book and it tells you how you can determine somebodys zodiac sign by personality traits and physical features and what not, so i've read the book, and i'd like to ask you. are you an aquarius?
no. uh, picies? no. sagitarius? nope. oh mann, (continues to run through the signs, missing cancer of course)
i think you need to read this book again. I think this books a fucking joke!

- this dude, right here. fucking pete weitz. look at them all, theyve got there pants so low that there ass is hanging out, theyve got the fringe swoop, the purple shit, the beanie, everything about him man, he wants to be pete so bad.

- you know what you guys say alot? heaps. you say heaps all the time in adelaide.
it must just be an adelaide thing. i mean i know they say it around australia, but adelaide does it the worst, other states say, uhh.. what other word to you use for heaps?
you guys say it so much, you don't even know what it means anymore?
tonnes, we use tonnes.
ahhh, that makes sense. Americans weigh things, you know like there's a tonne of this, and we're all how much? just a heap of it.
- hey, how you doing. i'm aj, i don't have any hands left, so you'll have to shake my elbow. (holds ajs elbow) i'm really not sure what i'm supposed to be doing with this.

- Kadaver? we've already given another nickname, it's Kadavs, next it'll be Dav's and then we'll probably just call you Dave.

- so i went into the optus meet and greet thing they have organised right, and aj, kyle and kadaver were sitting on stage, and they were asking questions. they tried to make me go on stage but i was like no, no. so i went and found a spare seat in the crowd. and so i start waving my hand around going "ohh, i have a question, i have a question" and then i go "can i have a guitar pic?" and Kadaver just throws like a whole bag of them at me.

- sevs.

i know this is something i started, and never finished.

i guess noboby will ever know what happened on this tour.
unless you were apart of it.
unless i have personally told you.

i'd rather have this empty blog, to remember it by. play it all out again, memories as sharp as they were when they were made.
even if blurry eyes beg to differ.

then let something sit there, out in the open, for everybody to judge me.

i'll leave myself with these memories.
they mean nothing, and are worth nothing, to anybody but me, and the people i shared an amazing week with.